Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Gary the Snail!
Gary: It's Gary's time!
Snellie and Lary: Yeah!
(Mary's Ex- boyfriend turns on the music radio to the theme song)
Gary: (Singing) Gary, Snellie, Lary and you.
Snellie: (Singing) Goin on adventures is what we snails do!
Lary: (Singing) Asking...
Gary: What?
Snellie: Where?
Lary: Why?
Gary: When?
Snellie: How?
Lary: And Who? (singing) Go ahead... Go ahead, Gary!
Gary: (singing) La la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la la! Here's Gary!
Snellie: Snellie!
Lary: And Lary!
Boss: Boss!
Daniel: Daniel!
Little Dollar: Little Dollar!
Yo-Yo: Yo-Yo!
Micheal: Micheal!
Victoria: Victoria!
Eugene: Eugene! And Pat!
Pat: Meow meow!
Penney: Penney!
Sweet Sue: Sweet Sue!
Edward: Edward!
Muffsies: Muffsies!
Mary: Mary!
Billy: Billy!
Petey: Petey!
Rocky: Rocky!
Foofie: And Foofie!
All Snails: (singing) Talking Snails you and I... We can solve it if we try! There's nothing we can do!
Pat: (singing) Meow meow meow meow!
All Snails: (singing) Me, Us, You and owners too! La la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la la! A snail can run and jump and climb and make it really proud!!! But the things that snails love the most as we are talking SNAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (music ends) Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Dan and Spike: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Whooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Title: Nickelodeon's The Adventures Of Gary The Snail
"Based on SpongeBob SquarePants" Created By Stephen Hillenburg
Episode Title: "Wild West Snail!"
(The episode begins at The Krusty Krab)
French Narrator: Ahh, The Krusty Krab. Home of the find delicious Krabby Patties. It seems that somebody's serving up the customer one Krabby Patty right now.
SpongeBob: (Comes out of the kitchen walking backwards while holding a tray filled with two Krabby Patties and puts it on table 17 where Dave is) There you are hungry customer two delicious Krabby Patties.
Dave: Since when can I get a Kelp Soda with that?
SpongeBob: Yes of course please enjoy those while I get the Kelp Soda. (Suddenly, Mystery Seahorse came inside The Krusty Krab with a big warning)
Mystery: Beware! Let it be known to all far and wide, The Sea Whelks are coming! The Sea Whelks are coming! The Sea Whelks are coming! The Sea Whelks are coming! (Gallops to SpongeBob) THE SEA WHELKS ARE COMING!!!
SpongeBob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! NOT THE SEA WHELKS!
Mystery: Calm down, partner.
SpongeBob: There aren't any Sea Whelks are there, Mystery?
Mystery: Nah! They're aren't any Sea Whelks coming, SpongeBob. I was just pretending to be a Seahorse Warner in a wild west from my best seahorse friend "Nelly".
SpongeBob: Nelly? Oh that seahorse I rode on her from before since we're in the stadium Plankton built.
Mystery: And you and Patrick have been chased by a sea-lion while wearing a sauces around somebodies neck. I remember once when Nelly the Seahorse warned everyone about the Sea Whelks who are big and scary. (Scene flashes back to where Bikini Bottom is where Nelly the Seahorse warned the kids about the giant sea whelks and Mystery told everything about it) Nelly warned all the kids about the giant sea whelks.
Nelly: The Sea Whelks are coming!! (Gallops toward the town on the streets) The Sea Whelks are coming!!
Mystery: But nobody listened.
Monroe: Did that seahorse just talked?
Sea Whelks: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!! (Chased Monroe, Taylor, Tyler, Susie, Isabelle and Tommy Rechid while they scream and run for their lives in terror. Then the scene flashes back to SpongeBob and Mystery)
Mystery: And they were never heard of them again.
Mr. Krabs: (Came toward Mystery) Ahh that's nothing Ol' Mystery. Sometimes my Grandpappy Krabs can sometimes always pull a prank on somebody. (Takes out a wallet and takes out a dollar) Here you are, Mystery!
Mystery: Thanks, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Wait! I gotta make sure if this is a prank. (Takes out a money and a metal pitcher pinches his claws) Yeow!!
Mystery: Does it hurt?
Mr. Krabs: Every time. (Walks back to his office)
Mystery: You see, SpongeBob? Every family has something.
SpongeBob: You're right, Mystery. Well back to work. (Goes back to the kitchen)
Mystery: Uh yeah. I'm going to see what the snails are doing at the library. (Gallops out of The Krusty Krab. Just then, 'Sandy jumps in)
Sandy: HI-YAH!
Mystery: Oh. Hi, Sandy!
Sandy: Something wrong, Mystery? You look sadder than a bullfrog full of sody-pop.
Mystery: Do you have any famous relatives, Sandy?
Sandy: I sure do! My great aunt Rosie Cheeks was the first squirrel to discover oil. At Spindle Top, Texas. [Flashback begins with a squirrel standing on top of an oil tower]
Rosie Cheeks: She's ready to blow! [Oil spurts out of the ground, the squirrel jumps away, flashback ends]
Mystery: Seems like everybody in town has a famous relative. Everybody except me. I have a best seahorse friend. And her name was Nelly.
Sandy: Come on, I'll bet y'all got someone famous in your family tree.
Mystery: Well, there was SpongeBob's Uncle Sherm. [Pulls out a wallet full of pictures] He could stick an entire watermelon up his nose. [Shows a picture of Uncle Sherm with a watermelon in his nose]
Sandy: That's not the kind of famous I mean. Come on. Let's do a little digging around your family tree.
Mystery: Uh no thanks, Sandy but I better get to the Library where the Snails are. I'll catch ya later. (Gallops off. Bubbles come up as the scene cuts to the Bikini Bottom Library where Snellie is reading a book about cowboys and wonders what it would be like back in the wild west)
Snellie: Ahh, The book about cowboys all the way from Texas. I wonder what it would be like back in the wild west. (Then all 21 snails came to Snellie reading a book about cowboys)
Gary: Hey, Snellie. What's ya reading?
Snellie: Hey guys, I'm reading a book about cowboys back in Texas in a wild west.
Lary: Cowboys? Wow! I never know you read about cowboys, Snellie.
Pat: Meow.
Foofie: Cowboys are from Texas you know, Ms. Snellie.
Snellie: Oh, Foofie. Wouldn't be neat if we were back in the wild west in Texas?
Foofie: Of course, Ms. Snellie.
Mary: Yes! I always wanted to read books around a place called Texas.
Muffsies: Oh boy. I bet cowgirls are the best in the west.
Billy: Cowboys are better in the west.
Petey: I bet I could read a book about those.
Pat: Meow.
Gary: You know we say that snails were used to carry goods. Like horses and were loved by people.
Daniel: Gary's right. Cowboys are easy to read.
Little Dollar: Now we know it's easy to read cowboys in the wild west.
Yo-yo: I love cowboys. Can we look around the pages with you, Snellie?
Snellie: Sure guys, help yourselves!
Pat: Meow. Meow. Meow. (All 21 Snails slithered around next to Snellie and looks at the pages about wild west places in Bikini Gulch)
Micheal: Ooh. Look at that evil villain named Dead eye.
Victoria: I wanted to be a cowgirl of the west.
Eugene: I wanted to be a cowboy of the west.
Penney: I should be in there saving the town.
Sweet Sue: Me too. I want to save Bikini Gulch.
Edward: I love this town! Maybe we should go to this town!
Pat: Meow! Meow! Meow!
Dan: Hey! Hold on. (Grabs the book about cowboys out of Snellie's snail hands and looks at the pictures and pages) They're aren't any snails in this book! It's all a flawed!
Spike: Yeah. It only has people in this cowboy book in Texas!
Boss: Girl! You just made a big mistake.
Snellie: Hey give me that book back! I was reading that!
Gary: Boss, boys, give that back to Snellie!
Daniel: Yeah! (All 22 Snails struggled and fight a book about cowboys and tears it all up)
Pat: (Growls angrily)
Snellie: (Angry) That was my favorite book!!
Gary: (Angry to Snellie) You tear your favorite book you purebred idiot!!
Snellie: (Angry to Gary) No I didn't you blasted mutt!
Lary: (Angry to Snellie) Don't call Gary a mutt you stinky snail!
Daniel: (Angry to Lary) Don't call her stinky!
Snellie: (Angry to Lary) Yeah, Lary what he said!
Gary: (Angry to Daniel) How about I call you idiot Daniel!
Daniel: (Angry to Gary) Idiot? Why you!
Pat: (Growls angrily)
Boss: (To Gary angrily) You just made a big mistake pal!
Gary: (Angry to Boss) What?! Why you! You! (All 22 Snails hisses at each other angrily and started to fight each other)
Mystery: (Comes into the Bikini Bottom Library and saw all 22 snails fighting angrily) WHOA!!
Librarian: (To the snails and Mystery) Shhh! (All 22 Snails stopped fighting and looked at the librarian) It's hard for a librarian here selling books in Bikini Bottom Library so keep it down!
Mystery: Sorry librarian. Oops. I mean... (Neighs)
All 22 Snails: Sorry, Librarian. We mean... Meooooow.
Librarian: Good. Now be quiet.
Mystery: Tar nation, Little buddies. Why are you snails, fighting about?
Petey: Snails like us broke a book about cowboys and teared it apart.
Dan: Yeah. It's all Gary's fault.
Gary: Only you because you took the book away from Snellie!
Pat: (Hisses angrily)
Spike: You tattle tailed Snail!
Boss: (To Gary) Yeah! This ain't over yet, Runt! (Gary and Boss growled at each other)
Mystery: Would you two stop growling at each other?! (Gary and Boss stopped growling at each other) Instead of fighting, why not make up your own cowboy western story!
Snellie: Mystery! You gave us an idea! We snails are gonna make up our own wild west story featuring us snails!
Pat: Meow!
Edward: Now that's the idea we're making up!
Penney: I love this made up wild west story!
Mary: Yaay! I always wanted to make up a story!
Lary: Or I could just wish it there that were now in Bikini Gulch. I wish we were in the Bikini Gulch saving the town!
Rocky: Nice try, Lary! Like that would gonna work. (The teared up book waves magical dust around the whole Bikini Bottom and Mystery and all 22 snails yawned and fell fast asleep and dreamed about cowboys. Dreams come up as the scene cuts to Bikini Gulch where the train stops there and all 22 western snails are sleeping inside a train)
Western Narrator: On Bikini Gulch in a place called Texas. All 22 Western Snails came to town and woke up in a dream by slithering in Dead Eye Gulch. (All 22 Western Snails woke up and got off the train and slither toward the town of Bikini Gulch)
Cowboy Gary: Oh boy! The big city! It's our first time coming here, right partners?
Cowgirl Snellie: That's right, Cowboy Gary.
Cowboy Lary: Yup. I Reckon that this is our first time coming to Bikini Gulch.
Cowboy Gary: Hmm. Maybe it's just our imagination.
Western Narrator: So all 22 western snails came slithering to town to make some new friends with the western people. But all that changed when they came to the restaurant place called The Krusty Kantina. (They slithered inside The Krusty Kantina and saw all the western people)
Cowboy Daniel: Wow. Look at that! We're in The Krusty Kantina.
Cowboy Little Dollar: This is the first time we come here y'all.
Cowboy Yo-yo: Yup. We are sure loving this place.
Cowboy Gary: What do we say we meat the main western people from Bikini Gulch. (All 22 Western Snails slithered to meet all the western people starting with SpongeBuck SquarePants who's making the fresh hot chilly for everyone)
All 22 Western Snails: Howdy y'all!
SpongeBuck: Well howdy, Mysterious western snails. I haven't seen you snails before since I saved the town from Bikini Gulch. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is SpongeBuck SquarePants and these are my yahoo friends... William Krabs, Hopalong Q Tentacles and my idiot friend Pecos Patrick.
Pecos Patrick: Howdy.
SpongeBuck: And that is our tap dancer Polene Puff. (All 22 Western Snails saw Polene Puff doing a tap dance)
Cowgirl Snellie: She's amazing.
Cowboy Rocky: I'll say. She's a great tap dancer in the west.
SpongeBuck: I thought snails aren't around here in this town. Who are you all?
Cowboy Gary: I'm Cowboy Gary the snail of the west.
Cowgirl Snellie: I'm Cowgirl Snellie the purebred snail of the west.
Cowboy Lary: I'm Cowboy Lary the grumpy snail of the west.
Cowboy Daniel: Howdy. I'm Cowboy Daniel the snail of the west.
Cowboy Little Dollar: I'm Cowboy Little Dollar the rich snail of the west.
Cowboy Yo-yo: I'm Cowboy Yo-yo the hip hop snail of the west.
Cowboy Micheal: Howdy! I'm Cowboy Micheal. Pleasure to meet you.
Cowgirl Victoria: I'm Cowgirl Victoria and this is Cowgirl Pat.
Cowgirl Pat: Meow! Meow! Meow!
Cowboy Eugene: Howdy! I'm Cowboy Eugene! Please to meet you.
Cowboy Penney: And I'm Cowboy Penney! Yee-haw!!
Cowgirl Sweet Sue: Howdy. I'm Cowgirl Sweet Sue!
Cowboy Edward: I'm Cowboy Edward. And I'm the smart one of the west. I'm the western snail too you know.
Cowboy Petey: My name's Cowboy Petey. I'm the western snail too.
Cowboy Foofie: I'm Cowboy Foofie and I'm the butler snail of the west.
Cowgirl Muffsies: Like Howdy! I'm Cowgirl Muffsies!
Cowgirl Mary: Bon Juor! I am Cowgirl Mary the littlest western snail.
Cowboy Billy: I'm Cowboy Billy the handsome cowboy snail of the wild west.
Cowboy Snail Boss: You probably never heard of me before. I'm Cowboy Boss. Cowgirl Mary's Ex-boyfriend. The one and only. And these are my cowpokes Cowboys Dan and Spike.
Cowboy Spike: Howdy Partner!
Cowboy Dan: Yeah! Please to meet ya!
SpongeBuck: Please to meet you all. How would you western snails like to try my chilly and give me a glass of milk.
Cowboy Gary: (Takes out a glass of milk out of his shell) Here ya go, SpongeBuck.
SpongeBuck: (Hands the 22 western snail the chilly and takes the glass of milk) Thanks, Cowboy Gary. You always come through from me, Partner. Over the lips and through the gums, look out tapeworm, here it comes! Get ready, Tapey! (Laughs and drinks the whole glass of milk. Inside SpongeBuck, Tapey the tapeworm is reading today's newspaper until he looks up and saw a wave of milk came knocking down on him) Ahh. Delicious.
William Krabs: (Came by to the 22 western snail) Why hello. I have never seen a couple of western bottom feeders like you. Who are they anyway, SpongeBuck me boy?
SpongeBuck: His name is Cowboy Gary, Krabs. And he's got a cowpoke of Snail-Friends of the west. And they are here for a job just like me.
William Krabs: Oh they need a job eh? Well then bottom feeders of the west, I beg you welcome to our ho down here in Bikini Gulch.
Cowboy Gary: Thank you, William Krabs. You're too kind.
Cowgirl Snellie: We're a kinda type of western snails back when we were born.
Cowboy Lary: Boy how we love this town. We're gonna live here from now on.
Cowboy Daniel: We're gonna save the town just like SpongeBuck here.
Cowgirl Pat: Meow!
Western Narrator: Just as they were chatting with each other at that moment. A seahorse name Mystery came inside The Krusty Kantina to warn everyone in Bikini Gulch.
Mystery: (Came inside The Krusty Kantina to warn everyone) Dead eye's are coming!! Dead eye's are coming!!
All 22 Western Snails: Dead eye?
William Krabs and Hopalong: Dead eye?
SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick: Dead eye?
Mystery: That's right y'all! Dead eye. Those thieving monsters think they came to Bikini Gulch.
Cowboy Edward: What do you mean Dead eye's are coming?
Cowboy Penney: Yeah. And who's Dead eye?
Mystery: I'm glad you snails asked. Allow me to tell you that in song. Ahem, Maestro, if you please. (Hopalong Q Tentacles takes out a quarter and puts it through the coin slot in a piano and plays a song about Dead eye. Mystery began singing a song) Oh Bikini Gulch was a pretty place till become in danger to us all western folk.
Cowgirl Pat: Meow?
Mystery: (Singing) Till one day the four monsters came to our town. They're so evil! We can't understand them!
Pecos Patrick: (Singing) They're so bad! They pull my shorts down!
Polene Puff: (Singing) They make all the pretty girls cry! (cries)
William Krabs: (Singing) That no good monsters ruining everything! With me I.O.U's and me money bags! And we don't ever stop them real soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!...
All 22 Western Snails: (Singing) We'll lose everything we owe to dead eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye!
SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Hopalong, Polene Puff and William Krabs: (Singing) We will be scared if we stand to trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!
Pecos Patrick: And if you think that's good, wait until you see... That those monsters have really scary... (Everyone gasps) Big... (William Krabs and Hopalong gasps) Ugly... (SpongeBuck gasps) Red... (All 22 Western Snails gasps) Mean... (Mystery gasps. Pecos Patrick continues singing) Dead eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye!!
All 22 Western Snails: (Singing) Dead eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye!! (Everyone gasps and saw four monsters came inside the Krusty Kantina, Dead eye Fluffy Monster, Dead eye Alaskan Bull Worm, Dead eye Appetizer and Dead eye Cave Monster)
Dead eye Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAR!!! (Sticks out his five long scary tongues)
Cave Monster: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAR!!!
Dead eye Appetizer: Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!
Dead eye Alaskan Bull Worm: That's us! Dead eye Monsters!
All 22 Western Snails: (Gasps) Dead eye Monsters!
Hopalong: We just sang the whole song about you monsters!
Dead eye Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwWAR!!!
Dead eye Alaskan Bull Worm: Well what are you all looking at!? Get! (Hits em with a whip and all the citizens of Bikini Gulch runs for their lives while screaming and he and the Dead eye monsters went toward SpongeBuck)
SpongeBuck: Why Dead eye Fluffy... What a surprise. And you've grown. Could I offer you and your monster friends some chilly?
Dead eye Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAR!!!!!
Dead eye Alaskan Bull Worm: We don't want any of your chilly!
William Krabs: What do you want you dead eye monsters!?
Dead eye Appetizer: Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!
Cave Monster: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!
Dead eye Alaskan Bull Worm: We are here for your... money, Krabs.
William Krabs: I have no idea what you are talking about.
Dead eye Alaskan Bull Worm: Look! Just hand me the money so that I can eat one into my wiggly body.
William Krabs: Okay. (Takes out a bag full of money)
Dead eye Alaskan Bull Worm: Thanks.
Cowboy Gary: Hey! That's not your money!
Dead eye Alaskan Bull Worm: Who said that?
Cowboy Gary: I did. (The four dead eye monsters went toward all 22 western snails)
Dead eye Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAR!!!
Dead eye Alaskan Bull Worm: Well well well. What do we have here? We got ourselves some little western snails who came to town before we dead eye monsters did.
Cowboy Boss: What do you want dead eye monsters?!
Dead eye Appetizer: Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!
Cave Monster: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!
Dead eye Alaskan Bull Worm: Let us get this straight around here. We're monsters and you westerns snails are suppose to be running around screaming like the snails you are. But yet again! This town ain't big enough for the both of us!
Cowboy Daniel: Well what if we don't belong here?
Cowboy Little Dollar: This is all a misunderstood.
Cowboy Yo-yo: Yeah. This is our town so get before we call the cops!
Dead eye Alaskan Bull Worm: Never! We're the ones who are suppose to run you snails out of town. And if you return to this place, we will have a showdown at high noon! Dead eye Fluffy, do your stuff!
Dead eye Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAR!!! (Sticks out his five long tongues and grabs all 22 western snails and picks them up and goes outside and throws them into the air)
All 22 Western Snails: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! (Went into mid-air)
Dead eye Alaskan Bull Worm: That's right! And don't come back to town 'Cause we're taking over now!
Polene Puff: What do we do now?
SpongeBuck: Run for your lives! (Everyone, Mystery but Pecos Patrick runs out of the Krusty Kantina screaming)
Dead eye Alaskan Bull Worm: Oops I almost forgot. (Eats Pecos Patrick's shorts and gulps it down into his belly)
Pecos Patrick: Aww. Again?
SpongeBuck: C'mon, Pecos Patrick! (Everyone and Mystery runs out of town screaming and running away from Dead eye Fluffy Monster's scary long tongues as whips except for Timmy and Frankie Billy)
Cave Monster: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!
Timmy: What's gonna happen to the town now, Pa!?
Frankie Billy: I ain't your pa!
Dead eye Appetizer: Blraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!! (Timmy and Frankie Billy runs out of town screaming)
Cave Monster: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAR!!!!!
Dead eye Appetizer: Blraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawr!!!!!
Dead eye Alaskan Bull Worm: Ha ha ha! We love this town!
Dead eye Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAR!!! (Whips his four long scary tongues on the whole screen white as the scene fades to black. Scene cuts to a middle of nowhere)
Western Narrator: Meanwhile, while being thrown away by Dead eye Fluffy's scary long tongues, it appears that all 22 western snails have been stranded and separated by three places in Bikini Gulch. First, cowboys Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Foofie, Billy, Petey and Rocky landed in the middle of nowhere and this is Daniel's Wild West Story. (Cowboys Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Foofie, Billy, Petey and Rocky got up and saw the place in the middle of nowhere)
Cowboy Daniel: Where in Tar nation are we?
Cowboy Little Dollar: We're in the middle of nowhere.
Cowboy Yo-yo: Hey where's Cowboy Gary and the others?
Cowboy Petey: I think we've been stranded by Dead Eye Fluffy's scary long tongue as a whip leaving us separated in town.
Cowboy Billy: Oh no. I can't find Cowgirl Mary.
Cowboy Foofie: And all of people in Bikini Gulch is in terrible danger.
Cowboy Rocky: C'mon we've got to go back to Bikini Gulch and save the town!
Cowboy Daniel: Not without Cowboy Gary.
Cowboy Foofie: How are we going to find our way out of a middle of nowhere?
Cowboy Daniel: I remember that a famous snail back in a wild west saved the town from a storm.
Cowboys Little Dollar and Yo-yo: What storm?
Cowboy Daniel: A storm like that! (Points to the dark cloud which is a storm making a lightning strike and a thunder sounds)
Cowboy Billy: Oh no! We gotta go back to Bikini Gulch fast!
Cowboy Petey: And get away from that nasty storm! (Cowboys Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Rocky, Foofie, Billy and Petey runs away out of nowhere and away from the nasty storm. Bubbles come up as the scene cuts to Cowgirls Snellie, Muffsies, Mary and Cow snail Kids Micheal, Victoria, Eugene, Pat, Penney, Sweet Sue and Edward who landed inside the restaurant)
Western Narrator: The next place that day Cowgirls Snellie, Mary, Muffsies and the seven cow snail kids have landed inside a restaurant and got surrounded by Trench Monsters in a circle.
Trench Monsters: OOOWWWWG.
Cowgirl Snellie: Where are we?
Cowgirl Muffsies: (Gasps) We are surrounded by 10 Trench Monsters!
Cowgirl Mary: Oui, Would you look at that a welcoming Party.
Cowgirl Pat: Meow. (A Gigantic Snail with a shell for eyes picks up cowgirls Snellie, Muffsies and Mary and the seven Western Snail Kids and put em inside the cage and closes it)
Cowboy Micheal: Oh where are we?
Cowboy Eugene: Oh what happened?
Cowboy Edward: Some how we are dreaming about trapped in a cage and surrounded by 10... Trench Monsters?
Cowboy Penney: Cowboy Edward! We've been kidnapped along with Cowgirl Snellie!
Cowgirl Victoria: I don't like being inside the cage!
Cowgirl Sweet Sue: Me nether! I'm scared!
Cowgirl Pat: Meow! Meow!
Western Narrator: And that is why a cute purebred snail who played at the restaurant gets kidnapped and must escape! Then Cowgirl Snellie got an idea!
Cowgirl Snellie: I know! We should play with the 10 Trench Monsters in a game! Then they'll let us go and go back to Bikini Gulch to save the town!
Cowgirl Muffsies: Hey! Not a bad idea, Partner!
Cowgirl Mary: This will definally going to work, ma'am.
Cowgirl Pat: Meow! Meow! (Just then, The 10 Trench Monsters came toward all 10 western snails in a cage)
Maximus: We've got ourselves 10 western snails.
Three Eyed Green Monster: But where are the other western snails?
Giant Red Squid: I guess they've been separated by the other monster.
Big Orange Fish Monster: If that's true. We should let them snails become our friends.
Purple Dragon/Lobster Monster: Yeah. The town's in grave danger.
One Eyed Teal Monster: We should give them a chance.
Big Yellow Monster: But where's the snail name Gary?
Giant Magenta Clam: We are not sure, Big Yellow Monster.
A Gigantic Snail: Maybe we should help them and play with them.
Cowgirl Snellie: Look fellow, Trench Monsters if y'all let us go you'll promise that we snails we'll become friends with you. And we should play a game or something. What do you say?
A Gigantic Snail: You western snails got yourselves a deal!
Giant Magenta Clam: Let's all take you back to Bikini Gulch little snails. (A Gigantic Snail with a shell for eyes and Giant Clam who's a shell with a mouth inside and eye and has teeth freed all 10 western snails by opening a cage)
Cowgirl Muffsies: We're free! Now let's go back to Bikini Gulch together!
Cowgirl Mary: Remind me if we find my boyfriend Billy again.
Cowgirl Snellie: Let's do this! Yeeee-haw!!
Cowgirl Pat: Meooooooooooooooooooow!!!
Trench Monsters: Horaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
Western Narrator: And that's Snellie's Wild West Story. Now for the third chapter. It's Gary's Wild West Story of him and a Wild West Boys get trapped in a desert. (Bubbles come up as the scene cuts to cowboys Gary, Boss, Dan and Spike who already landed in a desert) Later, Cowboys Gary, Boss, Dan and Spike are already landed in a desert and they get lost and trap in this place.
Cowboy Gary: Tar nation! Where is everybody?!!
Cowboy Boss: It's no use, Cowpoke. We are separated by that Dead eye Fluffy Monster.
Cowboy Spike: I think we should find our way out of this desert!
Cowboy Dan: But which way back to Bikini Gulch, Boss?
Cowboy Boss: I'm not sure, boys. But at least we have the little Runt with us. He'll know which way back to Bikini Gulch.
Cowboy Gary: Wait a minute, Boss. I saw somebody coming this way!
Cowboy Boss: Huh? Where?
Cowboy Gary: Where do you think?
Western Narrator: At that moment, A Wild West boy named Cowboy Monroe came galloping by with his horse name Nelly. (Monroe and Nelly came galloping by toward Cowboys Gary, Boss, Dan and Spike)
Cowboy Monroe: Whoa! Girl! Howdy partners! I'm Cowboy Monroe and this is my seahorse Nelly.
Nelly: Ahem. (In Daisy's voice) Howdy!
Cowboy Gary: I'm Cowboy Gary and Cowboys Boss, Dan and Spike and I are lost in a desert. Do you think that you can take us back to Bikini Gulch? Cowboy Lary is alone all by himself in this town.
Cowboy Monroe: Sure partners. I'll give you a ride! Hop on and we'll take you back to town where Cowboy Lary is.
Cowboy Boss: Thanks, Partner! (Cowboys Gary, Boss, Dan and Spike hoped on a seahorse named Nelly and Cowboy Monroe makes Nelly gallop while Cowboys Gary, Boss, Dan and Spike hangs on)
Cowboy Spike: So tell me which way is Bikini Gulch at?
Cowboy Dan: Yeah. We don't even know where that place really is.
Cowboy Monroe: Easy. All's we got to do is head west. It's at 50 miles per hour on this town.
Cowboy Gary: Well it's a little far but let's go! Yee-haw!! (They headed west to Bikini Gulch which is not at 45 miles per hour)
Western Narrator: And that is Gary's Wild West Story back in a desert. (Bubbles come up as the scene cuts back to Bikini Gulch where Cowboy Lary needs to get help and bumps into Dead Eye Plankton) Meanwhile back in Bikini Gulch, Cowboy Lary met a guy who is very small and his name is Dead eye Plankton.
Cowboy Lary: Oh hello there small fellow. What's your name?
Dead Eye Plankton: I'm Dead Eye Plankton you Cowboy Snail. And what do you want from me?
Cowboy Lary: Well, Listen Dead Eye Plankton! Bikini Gulch is in terrible danger! The Dead Eye Monsters are taking over this western place if we don't do something!
Dead Eye Plankton: What? Why should I help you and the western snails?
Cowboy Lary: 'Cause your arch enemy William Krabs and the others are in danger. They've been chased by dead eye monsters!
Dead Eye Plankton: What?! So the four Dead Eye Monsters stole my evil idea ey? C'mon, Cowboy! We gotta save the town!
Cowboy Lary: Yeah! Yee-haw! (Scene fades to black. Scene fades back to Bikini Gulch where Mystery seahorse is pulling the carriage and galloping along. And on that carriage they're riding on is SpongeBuck, William Krabs, Pecos Patrick, Hopalong Q Tentacles and Polene Puff)
SpongeBuck: Faster, Mystery! Faster!
Mystery: I'm running and galloping as fast as I can.
Polene Puff: How long do we have to run away from those four mean dead eye monsters!?
Pecos Patrick: We'll be running away in town forever! We need help from somebody!
William Krabs: From who?
SpongeBuck: I'd say we'd have no choice but to join forces with Dead Eye Plankton.
Hopalong: Dead Eye Plankton?
William Krabs: You mean that no good varmint who ruled Dead Eye Gulch?
SpongeBuck: That's exactly what I mean. (Just then, Mystery bumps into Cowboy Lary and Dead Eye Plankton. While SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Hopalong Q Tentacles, William Krabs and Polene Puff get off the carriage)
Cowboy Lary: Can't you watch where you going, partners? You almost squish on Dead Eye Plankton!
Dead Eye Plankton: That's right. The point is I've changed. You cowpokes have to get rid of those four Dead Eye Monsters for stealing my evil ideas!
Williams Krabs: Why should we help you?
Dead Eye Plankton: 'Cause some Western Snails that I've heard just showed up in town.
SpongeBuck: They're coming back!?
Dead Eye Plankton: Of course they're coming back. (Just then, Cowboy Monroe, Nelly and Cowboys Gary, Boss, Dan and Spike came back to Bikini Gulch. Then Cowboys Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Petey, Billy, Foofie and Rocky came back to Bikini Gulch away from the storm. And Cowgirls Snellie, Mary and Muffsies and the seven western snail kids came back to Bikini Gulch along with the 10 Trench Monsters and all 21 western snails are back together with Cowboy Lary, Dead Eye Plankton, SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Hopalong Q Tentacles, William Krabs and Polene Puff)
Cowboy Gary: Howdy y'all! We're back!
Cowboy Daniel: Back to save the town!
Cowgirl Snellie: We're heroes!
Hopalong: You're mondrill mutts!
William Krabs: You western snails are too late! The dead eye monsters are taking over the dead eye gulch in town!
Cowboy Lary: What took you partners so long?
Cowgirl Mary: It's a long story. We snails have been separated and now we're back together again!
Cowgirl Pat: Meow!
Dead Eye Plankton: Those Dead Eye Monsters are dead when they steal my evil ideas! And once we run them out of town Krabs, It was I who'd be stealing the money back from them.
William Krabs: Well I think we all know the answer to that sentence.
Hopalong, Polene Puff and William Krabs: Forget it, Dead Eye Plankton!
SpongeBuck: Come on, guys. Give Dead Eye Plankton a chance. He has changed. When I first came here, I discover my idiot friendship and become a fry cook.
Cowboy Gary: SpongeBuck was right! As long as we stick together, we can do this! We're gonna stand up together and beat the four dead eye monsters so that Dead Eye Plankton will be back to his evil ways! So let's all huddle up and make a plan together! (All 22 Western Snails, Dead Eye Plankton, SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Hopalong Q Tentacles, William Krabs and Polene Puff huddled up together and Cowboy Gary makes up a plan while whispering)
Pecos Patrick: Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh.
Cowboy Gary: (Whispers) Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Hopalong: Uh Cowboy Gary? Why are you keep saying meow meow meow meow?
Cowboy Gary: 'Cause this is all part of my plan.
Cowboy Edward: You see Cowgirl Snellie planned to escape out of this cage along with us.
Cowboy Penney: Yeah and she's a genius.
Cowgirl Snellie: I am! Cowboy Gary's plan is to untie with us 21 western snails together to ran the four dead eye monsters out of town.
Cowboy Gary: Exactly what I said!
SpongeBuck: Good plan, Partner! Let's do this!
Dead Eye Plankton: For Bikini Gulch!
William Krabs: For the money!
Hopalong: For the art!
Polene Puff: And tap dancing!
Pecos Patrick: And idiot friendship-nest! Don't forget that!
Cowboy Gary: That's the sprint y'all!
Mystery: Sprinted indeed!
All 22 Western Snails: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
Dead Eye Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAR!!!
Dead Eye Appetizer: Blrawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwr!!!!!!
Cave Monster: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!
Dead Eye Alaskan Bull Worm: Ha ha ha ha! You know that won't work!
Everybody: (Gasps) Dead Eye Monsters!!!
Dead Eye Alaskan Bull Worm: So, western snails you're back! And all alone!
Dead Eye Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAR!!! (Sticks out his four long tongues)
Cowboy Boss: Not this time you dead eye monsters! We are untied! And we're gonna take you down!
Cowboy Dan: We even got Dead Eye Plankton on our side!
Cowboy Spike: Yeah. Prepare for payback you monsters!
Cowboy Daniel: Uhh we're not quite untied, boys. Look! (All 22 Western Snails saw SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Hopalong Q Tentacles, Polene Puff, William Krabs, Mystery, Nelly, Cowboy Monroe and the 10 Trench Monsters very far away from behind)
William Krabs: We're right behind you, me snails!
Cowgirl Victoria: Hope we're not running away from a showdown.
Cowgirl Sweet Sue: Yeah, we don't want to run away from the dead eye monsters!
Cowboy Gary: Looks like the showdown's about to begin!
Dead Eye Alaskan Bull Worm: Well, well, well! What do you know? High noon! Let's begin our showdown.
Dead Eye Plankton: Bring it on!
Cowgirl Pat: (Growls) Rowl!! (All 22 Western Snails and four Dead Eye Monsters got closer to each other very slowly while in a wild west)
Cowboy Boss: Draw!! (All 22 Western Snails and four Dead Eye Monsters pull out their guns and shoots ketchup at each other in slow motion. Dead Eye Monsters' aim missed all 22 western snails but all 22 western snails' aim hits four Dead Eye Monsters who are now covered in ketchup. All 22 Western Snails blow at their guns)
Cowgirl Pat: Meow reow!
Dead Eye Plankton: (Jumps all the way toward the four dead eye monsters) Now get! And stay get! Before they shoot you more ketchup with extra mustard! (Whips the four dead eye monsters with his whip as the four dead eye monsters ran away out of Bikini Gulch dropping the money from their money bags. SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Hopalong Q Tentacles, William Krabs, Polene Puff, Mystery, Nelly, Cowboy Monroe and all the people of Bikini Gulch came toward the 22 western snails and Dead Eye Plankton while cheering)
Pecos Patrick: Three yee-haws for the 22 western snails!
Everybody: Yee-haw! Yee-haw! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!
William Krabs: (Picks up the four bags full of money) I've got me money back!
Dead Eye Plankton: And all it took was a little helping!
Cowboy Daniel: Thank you, y'all!
Cowboy Little Dollar: You're all too kind!
Cowboy Yo-yo: Yeah thanks a lot partners!
Cowboy Gary: We saved the town from the dead eye monsters!
Cowboy Lary: I can't believe we saved the town!
Cowboy Foofie: We sure did, sir.
Cowboy Petey: Yeah! And we saved Krabs' money!
SpongeBuck: You did it western snails you saved the town and rid of the four dead eye monsters you really are the sheriffs in town.
Cowboy Gary: And all it took was some idiot friendship! (We cut to the picture of the badly drawn 22 western snails looking dumb saying "Duuuuuuuuuh!!")
SpongeBuck: So c'mon let's all celebrate! (Bubbles come up as the scene cuts to outside town in Bikini Gulch)
Western Narrator: And so All 22 Western Snails stopped the four dead eye monsters and run them out of town with the help from Dead Eye Plankton. And with that, William Krabs hosted the announcement for the 22 western snails.
William Krabs: Westerns Snails, I wanted to thank you for running away those dead eye monsters and saved the town.
Cowgirl Mary: Thank you so much, Krabs for congratulating us.
Cowgirl Pat: Meow.
William Krabs: And in order to save us from their wrath, I wanted you snails to wear these ordinary sheriff badges. (Gives Cowboy Gary a sheriff badge by putting it on his shell)
Cowboy Gary: Wow! Sheriff!
William Krabs: Sheriff badges for every snail in Bikini Gulch! (Throws em as the 21 Western Snails but Cowboy Gary catches the sheriff badges and puts em on their shells)
Cowgirl Snellie: Our own sheriff badges!
Cowboy Lary: Yeah! We're the new sheriffs in town!
Cowboy Micheal: Thank you, everyone y'all are too kind!
Cowboy Eugene: Yeah. Thanks!
Cowgirl Pat: Meow!
William Krabs: And here's a statue of a gold snail! (Removes a sheet revealing a gigantic gold snail statue while everybody sees it)
Hopalong: Hmph. I like my design better. (Looks at the picture at himself of a gold statue with a mustache)
Photo taker: Okay everyone! Get together! Now say cheese! (He takes a picture of all 22 western snails, SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Hopalong Q Tentacles, Polene Puff, William Krabs, Dead Eye Plankton and Mystery while cheering and snaps with a flash as we see a picture of them)
Western Narrator: And they lived happily ever after. (Dreams come up as the scene cuts back to Bikini Bottom library where Mystery and all 22 snails woke up from their dream for a surprise)
Mystery: Huh?
Gary: A Dream. (Scene cuts to SpongeBob's Pineapple House that night. SpongeBob is sleeping on his bed so peacefully while Gary is writing his favorite snail journal of what he and his Snail-Friends did today) We just had the most beautiful dream about being a wild west snail. At first, we were not allowed to be in town but Daniel's, Snellie's and my wild west stories are all written by a Western Narrator we just heard.
Snellie: Thanks to Lary's wish. We would be able to come true by stopping those monsters.
Lary: Yeah! Ether that or we'll be scared by them forever.
Gary: We sure had a rooting tooting fun time today didn't we? And I bet tomorrow will be even better. Don't you think so, you guys?
Snellie: That's right, Gary. And tomorrow everyone in Bikini Bottom but us snails are going away for a meeting or a vacation tomorrow.
Lary: Yeah. Let's go to sleep! (Gary, Snellie and Lary fell fast asleep as we zoom out to SpongeBob's Pineapple home)
THE END
(End Credits)
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NEXT EPISODE OF THE ADVENTURES OF GARY THE SNAIL
Gary: Hi! Gary the Snail Here!
Snellie: And Snellie!
Gary: Rocky is upset. He misses Patrick since he's on the cruise from the clapmaster's series. And Daniel is upset since Tom had to go to an important meeting.
Snellie: Ooh. They feel lonely! What are we going to do, Gary?
Gary: We're going to cheer Rocky and Daniel up. So we decided to host a party for Daniel and Rocky! But some other snails must have heard them and decide to come to the party!
Snellie: That will be great!
Gary and Snellie: Next time!! "All Alone!" See ya then!!